How do I contact Adobe?
Theire website proudly states that you can talk to a person, but I've spent over an hour trying (and failing) to find so much as an email address.
Does anyone have an email address I could use? Their chat function doesn't appear to be functional (or I just can't find it) and I don't exactly want to call them, I'd rather just do it by email. I live in the UK, if its relevant.
Sorry to hear about your experience.
Our assisted support team is available by Phone and Chat options. Click on the "Contact Us" icon on the lower right corner of this page: https://helpx.adobe.com/support.html
I have also sent a private message to you with more details.