Openning for Senior ColdFusion Programmer

[Guest]

After fruitless attempts to genetically clone members of our development team, we have an immediate opening for a senior ColdFusion programmer. The ideal candidate will have 3 to 5 years of commercial experience in ColdFusion and Java programming, experience with the MVC application development framework and be able to jump tall buildings with a single bound.

Experience with mobile application development, email system integration, CSS, MS SQL and the ability to solve world hunger are a plus. Pay ranges from $60,000 to $85,000 depending on experience and includes health benefits for the full family.

The ideal candidate enjoys new technology, working as a member of a team to solve problems and monthly massages. This is a full time employment position 30 minutes from a great ski hill. To apply send your resume to engineering@suddenvalues.com.

[Owainnorth]

Oh man, *so* close!

I've sorted the solution for world hunger, but I'm under NDA until I get the packaging design finalised. However I'm sad to say my jumping between buildings is still in its infancy, I can just about manage skipping gaily between drain covers without falling over too much.

Oh well, back to McDonalds for me.

[tclaremont]

I would have thought that the solution to world hunger would be worth more...

And with a location like "30 minutes to a great ski hill" I have narrowed down the coordinates to somewhere in either the northern or the southern hemisphere.

How about a little help with the basics?

[ilssac]

tclaremont wrote:

I have narrowed down the coordinates to somewhere in either the northern or the southern hemisphere.

Might be the eastern or western hemisphere!

But, if their "corporate information" link means something, apparently somewhere in state of Washington.  And here I was hoping it might be Northern California, since I am located here AND there is lots of skiing nearby, so it could have been couldn't it?

[Owainnorth]

Dammit, I was kinda banking on it being Milton Keynes.

[Guest]

Guys,

We are located in Wenatchee, Washington and the ski hill is mission ridge--http://www.missionridge.com. It a recreation mecca along the Columbia River in North Central Washington that's become a hot spot for data centers due to cheap power. Our data center facility is shared with Yahoo. We have two openings-one is for a mobile app developer.

Steve