Trying to work from home on only internet option of a crappy DSL.
Waited 30 minutes for Creative Cloud to load on PC, then gave up. I had this same PC in the office this week and updated all apps and the Creative Cloud app as well. There should be no reason it does not just check my license then let me do my work without a hassle.
Solution: Drove back to the workplace. Downloaded DaVinci Resolve. Will use it to get stuff done rather that wait on a bloated Adobe Suite.