Is God male with a white beard?

[Abambo]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/paw8bv/god-is-a-woman-history-goddess-worship-ariana-grande

[Leslie Moak Murray]

If God is a woman, then please explain cramps and cellulite to me. I've heard dumber things from Vice, but not much.

[J E L]

Ha, not to mention that if a woman was God, she wouldn't have made mean sisters. I'M KIDDING.

[Abambo]

Ha, not to mention that if a woman was God, she wouldn't have made mean sisters. I'M KIDDING.

By @J E L

I love my sister, it's my only one. But I have only two brothers, she has three.

[J E L]

@Abambo, that's funny. No! It's not fair at all, lol. I have five older sisters, and it's a running joke among us. They cut off the eyelashes on my baby doll when I was about three and they got in big trouble for playing with scissors. They've never forgiven me for turning them in! And Mom had the receipts.

[Abambo]

@Leslie Moak Murray ,

For the cramps you can take magnesium… for the cellulite you take Photoshop. 

[Leslie Moak Murray]

hahaha!

[Nancy OShea]

Which God do you mean?

[Abambo]

Which God do you mean?

By @Nancy OShea

The real and only…or one of the thousand others.

[George_F]

Interesting read!  I find the history of religion fascinating.