Anyone else? They don't need to be graphics.
That little push button tray in your computer is NOT a coffee cup holder!
Classic song! "Two ways to ease the pain..."
The circus comment reminded me of what we used to say about horse people at our local arena: "All these clowns, and not a rodeo in sight."
Ah, yes; the old 'Bottle in front of me.' That reminds me of a sign in a bar I used to frequent back in the late 70's:
Happy Hour: 9 pm to Midnight: All beer 20% off.
Sullen Hour: Midnight to Closing: All Drinks Full Price, Crying Towels 1/2 Off.
I have a non-PC T-shirt that I got so long ago I don't remember if I bought it or if it was a gag gift
On the front it asks "Do you think I'm Sexy?"
On the back it says "Have a couple beers and look again"
John T Smith, you win the internet.