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We can make this a thread to post relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.
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Getting old means that I now see the UI through glasses instead of naked eyeballs
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But then on the other hand...
--OB
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i relate on both in 3 hour intervals.
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Delicatessen adds a new item to their menu.
The Trump Sandwich:
- 2 slices of white bread
- Filled with Bologna
- Topped with Russian Dressing
- A small pickle on the side
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I may have giggled about that one Nancy! Nice one
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Too good not to share.
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Well, you're laughing, but I've had this experience. My relatives which live in the countryside one day forgot to close the lid of the cellar as it should, and it opened under my foot. The view was exactly the same as the one on the picture. My laptop fell down and I followed it. I thought it would be broken into small pieces. But No! Nothing has happened. Thanks to Hewlett-Packard quality, after this shock, it worked some years not worse than before
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Too good man, Too good!
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i want that....I can't stop 'stairing' at it. haaa
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Because it's a sad truth....
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Also one for the dog lovers cause it made me laugh:
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1 glass of red wine = 1 hour at the gym.
A research study at the University of Alberta, Canada discovered that health benefits in resveratrol, a compound found in red wine, are similar to those one gets from exercise. Resveratrol was found to improve physical performance, the cardiovascular system and muscle strength. I give you....
Cheers!
Nancy
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I remember a cartoon where a gentleman in a tuxedo drops his stereo combo player off at the front desk of a repair shop.
"I'll need it fixed by 5 pm, I'm having a dinner party tonight." The technician gives him a blank stare.
There are other stereos in line for repairs and if parts are needed, add a week or two to get them in.
I'll bet no matter who you are, someone will think your work can be done on on a moment's notice.
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I feel like this in the Muse forum some times
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Ussnorway wrote
I feel like this in the Muse forum some times
Hah! I can relate to that one. Sometimes we see two similar requests from different people probably in the same class. And the thing is, we always do it for them, every time, because we can't help ourselves!
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If it's a "one off" and the same person is not always asking questions, I suppose it can slide.
True story: Someone had a problem and a prefs reset fixed it. The guy was surprised.
"Wow! You're amazing! Can you teach me to make a website?"
That's when I told him I had others waiting.
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Nancy
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Sorry Nancy, I'm a bit foggy after dealing with my cell phone company trying to get a human being and being constantly reminded to use their website.
Edit: The fog lifted. Some folks post and disappear either when they get an answer or figured it out or just plain forgot.
Don't hold your breath or you may end up a skeleton.
I hate when that happens. Sometimes I do it myself.
Gene
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gener7 wrote
Sorry Nancy, I'm a bit foggy after dealing with my cell phone company trying to get a human being and being constantly reminded to use their website.
I love that answer when you are trying to get your internet working... just go to a web site ... how hard could that be?
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When ATT which was the US phone monopoly was broken up, they became responsible only for the wiring leading up to the house, or the apartment instead of everything up to the phone inside.
So it was no surprise that my ISP wanted me to connect my PC to the test phone jack outside to see if it was their problem or not.
At the time I had a desktop computer.
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gener7 wrote
When ATT which was the US phone monopoly was broken up, they became responsible only for the wiring leading up to the house, or the apartment instead of everything up to the phone inside.
So it was no surprise that my ISP wanted me to connect my PC to the test phone jack outside to see if it was their problem or not.
At the time I had a desktop computer.
Right. I had to pay ATT for new wiring inside the house. But that didn't fix my problems with intermittent & slow internet connections. So they kept sending me new routers for which I was charged plenty and I kept returning them because it was not a router problem. It was finally traced to faulty equipment under the street. 2-1/2 years later & I'm still waiting for my refund on those returned routers. [Insert skeleton image here.]