Something we can relate to part 3

[J E L]

Continuing the tradition started by gener7, and continued by Peru Bob, we invite you to, “Something we can relate to part 3.” This is the Adobe Community place to post, “relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.” Here's a classic to start us off in 2024:

[Nancy OShea]

Happy Halloween!

[John T Smith]

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

I don't have gray hair... I have ""wisdom highlights""! I'm just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

[Peru Bob]

[Leslie Moak Murray]

Ha!

[John T Smith]

Coming soon

[Nancy OShea]

Ha, ha, ha.  😂😂

[gener7]

"My neighbor knocked on my door 2:30 in the morning. I thought it was an odd time to pay a visit, but luckily I was up practicing on the Bagpipes."

[John T Smith]

I have NO idea if this is true

[Nancy OShea]

[gener7]

I've been told the cheese in the mousetrap is always free. 🤔

[gener7]

[Peru Bob]

[gener7]

[Nancy OShea]

Former Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan:  "Just look at all these drones over my house!!"

[gener7]

Here's the tweet in question. I'm surprised he left it up.

https://x.com/GovLarryHogan/status/1867608947525386534

[Nancy OShea]

OK so Larry can't tell the difference between stars & drones, but Marge is in a league of her own.

Total :bat: :pile_of_poo: crazy.

FACT CHECK: Nobody is telling anyone to shelter in place from drones.  DO NOT SHOOT AT AIRCRAFT!!

[gener7]

I'll take "Unintended consequences" for $500:

FAA: private citizens shooting at any aircraft, including drones, "poses a significant safety hazard."

"An unmanned aircraft hit by gunfire could crash, causing damage to persons or property on the ground, or it could collide with other objects in the air," they said.

They added that shooting at an unmanned aircraft could result in "a civil penalty from the FAA and/or criminal charges from federal, state, or local law enforcement."

Experts have warned of other possible risks, including humans being struck, useful drones being downed and forest fires being caused by a drone crash.

https://www.newsweek.com/fbi-new-jersey-shoot-drones-2002048

[Nancy OShea]

https://www.app.com/story/news/local/new-jersey/2024/12/19/drones-over-new-jersey-faa-drone-restrict...

[Nancy OShea]

[Nancy OShea]

A short love story.

[Peru Bob]

[John T Smith]

I still have some of these

[John T Smith]

[John T Smith]

Things I Wonder
.
Why was WD-39 not good enough?
What ingredient was missing in Preparation G?
Did Heinz 56 sauce not taste good?
Is Montreal Steak seasoning not good on pork chops?
Is it true that a 'foot' is based on the length of an ancient King of England's foot length?

[Peru Bob]

WD-40 is actually named that because it took 40 formulations of the product to achieve its ultimate effectiveness.