Because I'm not using the software as much as intended, I wanted to uninstall to save some disk space.
CC INSTALLED THREE - 3 - UPDATES before even letting me see the dashboard or anything, just a message telling me to update (plus an optional toggle for auto-update).
I mean, come on! Just let me get to the front page first, then you can NAG about updates.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
About 10 minutes after uninstalling Photoshop, Control Panel in Windows STILL won't let me uninstall CC, because I apparently have to wait until the other program finishes uninstalling.
Never again.