Computer Spec - Mac vs PC w/ Mac OS

Hi, Kids! To get to the point:Any experiences running Adobe CC on a PC with a Mac OS?I need to run After Effects & Premiere simultaneously at a minimum.  - It would be nice to add an open browser and Illustrator or Media Encoder in there, to. 64 MB RAM is my target. Might even go to 96 if it keeps my blood pressure lower 😉  The back story: I got sucked into switching to Mac products because my support team on a feature documentary uses Mac. I made a terrible choice. The Apple "experience" is all marketing B.S. IMO - especially since I was lied to at the time of purchase that I could upgrade my RAM. This is where I am stuck: 16 MB RAM and no way to go up. 2 CC Applications crashes me mutliple time daily. PCs are sooooo much more affordable, like 1/2 as expensive with similar configurations. I'm looking at requiring a new laptop no matter what, simply to get more RAM. Anyone? Beuller?