Where can I get Acrobat 7 Standard updates?

I moved Acrobat 7 Standard off my desktop some time ago, and now I want to install it on my laptop. I know it doesn't work with Office 2013, and I'm fine with that -- I want to use it for editing and combining PDFs I've made elsewhere.

It installs fine, but the built-in updater can't find any updates, and I can't either. Where can I get the (at least eight) updates to the program? Adobe still has the updates to Standard 8 around, so their disk storage situation can't be all that dire. It's still possible to download the 7.0 distribution software. I understand that Adobe doesn't support the product anymore, but not even offering the existing updates seems a bit much.

Any help?