Another very very difficult question for EXPERTS

Report · May 27, 2006

Hello again to all my friends at Macromedia. A big hello to Mr
DownWithTheBugs, Mr Chris In Madison, Mr Car Crash (he he) and especially
Mrs Nancy *Adobe Community Expert. You are all my special friends. I have
good good sleep and wake up today and solve my mystery straight away. The
answer was:

select * from thebigtable
where ID LIKE '39%'

Although I am glad of all your futile attempts to help me and I very pleased
at the time you spendwith me, my expertise showed me the path in the end.
You all need to do some homework to reach this standard. Perhaps you are not
used to databases of this size and were all a little perplexed. I
understand!! This sintax is quite complicated to the untrained eye but
thankyou all anyway.

My new question is this:

How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft users.
How do I put it there?? Very tough!!

Thankyou.

My moto - If your best is not good enough then try even better, or go and
drink lots and lots of alcohol. If that does not work then do both together
XX.

Report · May 27, 2006

> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
> appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!

You need to set up an FTP server using Ubuntu linux. Write a Chron job then
then logs onto your workstation via VPN grabbing the files and transferring
them to the FTP server. Write a second Chron job then then zips the files
and emails them via the SMTP server to a MS employee using the subject
"Please upload these files to the site" using "Bill Gates" in the FROM
field.

-Darrel

Report · May 27, 2006

Hello Mr Darrel.

To which MS Employee should I send it to? You appear to be true expert like
Mrs Nancy *Adobe Community Expert. Thankyou.

My moto - If your best is not good enough then try even better, or go and
drink lots and lots of alcohol. If that does not work then do both together
XX.

"Darrel" <notreal@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:e59u1n$57p$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it
>> to appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
>> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>
> You need to set up an FTP server using Ubuntu linux. Write a Chron job
> then then logs onto your workstation via VPN grabbing the files and
> transferring them to the FTP server. Write a second Chron job then then
> zips the files and emails them via the SMTP server to a MS employee using
> the subject "Please upload these files to the site" using "Bill Gates" in
> the FROM field.
>
> -Darrel
>

Report · May 27, 2006

> To which MS Employee should I send it to? You appear to be true expert
> like Mrs Nancy *Adobe Community Expert. Thankyou.

I would just CC them all. Increases your odds.

-Darrel

Report · May 27, 2006

Your getting stupider each time.

Ron

"THE WEBDEV KING" <DONOTEMAILME@ME.COM> wrote in message
news:e59iff$ll4$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> Hello again to all my friends at Macromedia. A big hello to Mr
> DownWithTheBugs, Mr Chris In Madison, Mr Car Crash (he he) and especially
> Mrs Nancy *Adobe Community Expert. You are all my special friends. I have
> good good sleep and wake up today and solve my mystery straight away. The
> answer was:
>
> select * from thebigtable
> where ID LIKE '39%'
>
> Although I am glad of all your futile attempts to help me and I very
> pleased at the time you spendwith me, my expertise showed me the path in
> the end. You all need to do some homework to reach this standard. Perhaps
> you are not used to databases of this size and were all a little
> perplexed. I understand!! This sintax is quite complicated to the
> untrained eye but thankyou all anyway.
>
> My new question is this:
>
> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
> appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>
> Thankyou.
>
> My moto - If your best is not good enough then try even better, or go and
> drink lots and lots of alcohol. If that does not work then do both
> together XX.
>

Report · May 27, 2006

Hey Darrel,

sorry to correct you, but you forgot one important step!

Before zipping the files, you should ensure that they are run through a code
'de-stressing' algorithm to ensure that all the bits are correctly aligned.
If you fail to do this, then the files may fail to recompile properly after
zipping.

Otherwise your instructions are flawless.

Sincerely,
Ivor N. Astikoff.

"Darrel" <notreal@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:e59u1n$57p$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> > How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it
to
> > appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
> > users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>
> You need to set up an FTP server using Ubuntu linux. Write a Chron job
then
> then logs onto your workstation via VPN grabbing the files and
transferring
> them to the FTP server. Write a second Chron job then then zips the files
> and emails them via the SMTP server to a MS employee using the subject
> "Please upload these files to the site" using "Bill Gates" in the FROM
> field.
>
> -Darrel
>
>

Report · May 27, 2006

On Sat, 27 May 2006 11:16:52 -0500, "Darrel" <notreal@nospam.com>
wrote:

>> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
>> appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
>> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>
>You need to set up an FTP server using Ubuntu linux. Write a Chron job then
>then logs onto your workstation via VPN grabbing the files and transferring
>them to the FTP server. Write a second Chron job then then zips the files
>and emails them via the SMTP server to a MS employee using the subject
>"Please upload these files to the site" using "Bill Gates" in the FROM
>field.
>
>-Darrel
>

LOL!

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Report · May 27, 2006

I think you can do that very effectively with a good, strong magnet.

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"Mark" <pangdeneNoSpam@gmailNoSpam.com> wrote in message
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> Hey Darrel,
>
> sorry to correct you, but you forgot one important step!
>
> Before zipping the files, you should ensure that they are run through a
> code
> 'de-stressing' algorithm to ensure that all the bits are correctly
> aligned.
> If you fail to do this, then the files may fail to recompile properly
> after
> zipping.
>
> Otherwise your instructions are flawless.
>
> Sincerely,
> Ivor N. Astikoff.
>
> "Darrel" <notreal@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:e59u1n$57p$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>> > How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it
> to
>> > appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
>> > users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>>
>> You need to set up an FTP server using Ubuntu linux. Write a Chron job
> then
>> then logs onto your workstation via VPN grabbing the files and
> transferring
>> them to the FTP server. Write a second Chron job then then zips the files
>> and emails them via the SMTP server to a MS employee using the subject
>> "Please upload these files to the site" using "Bill Gates" in the FROM
>> field.
>>
>> -Darrel
>>
>>
>
>

Report · May 28, 2006

>I have good good sleep and wake up today and solve my mystery straight
>away.
I always knew that an expert like you would solve the problem without much
hassle.Well done!

> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
> appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!

Not much, print it using you printer (it's should be not far from your
computer: Have a look around and if you find something with paper inside,
that's the printer). Put the papers in a folder and send them to Someone at
MS (You don't need to put a name: Usually it's Mr. Gates the one who uploads
the pages himself, but I'm sure there are lots of MS experts that will be
glad to help with the job).

Just a reminder: if your pages need to be uploaded as soon as possible,
don't forget to put some extra Air Mail stamps on the envelope!

Best of luck trying to find the printer!!

Andres.

"THE WEBDEV KING" <DONOTEMAILME@ME.COM> escribi� en el mensaje
news:e59iff$ll4$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> Hello again to all my friends at Macromedia. A big hello to Mr
> DownWithTheBugs, Mr Chris In Madison, Mr Car Crash (he he) and especially
> Mrs Nancy *Adobe Community Expert. You are all my special friends. I have
> good good sleep and wake up today and solve my mystery straight away. The
> answer was:
>
> select * from thebigtable
> where ID LIKE '39%'
>
> Although I am glad of all your futile attempts to help me and I very
> pleased at the time you spendwith me, my expertise showed me the path in
> the end. You all need to do some homework to reach this standard. Perhaps
> you are not used to databases of this size and were all a little
> perplexed. I understand!! This sintax is quite complicated to the
> untrained eye but thankyou all anyway.
>
> My new question is this:
>
> How do I put my beautiful new webpage on the Internet?? I would like it to
> appear inside the Microsoft website as it will benefit all Microsoft
> users. How do I put it there?? Very tough!!
>
> Thankyou.
>
> My moto - If your best is not good enough then try even better, or go and
> drink lots and lots of alcohol. If that does not work then do both
> together XX.
>