Something we all can relate to.

[gener7]

We can make this a thread to post relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.

[gener7]

[gener7]

From the "You had one job" Department.

[Trevor.Dennis]

I love it Gene.  The sad thing is that is very likely to be real.

Keeping with the subject of ironic signs:

No doubt from Area 51

Call us sad, but we have a K-Mart about to open in our small town, and we are really quite excited about it! 

[gener7]

It would have been more fun if someone actually put them up as signs.

[Leslie Moak Murray]

OMG that is hiarious

[Leslie Moak Murray]

Gah   *hilarious"

[Trevor.Dennis]

ponytail1414  wrote

OMG that is hiarious

I think you'll find that 'this' is hairious!

[gener7]

If the apples have been there long enough to need a haircut, I leave them alone.

[gener7]

I'm not one for RIP threads, but here we go.

Just got word in that drummer Hal Blaine passed away at 90. He was a session drummer on 30,000 tracks, and some well known songs of the 1960s through the 1970s. If you want an idea what hits he was involved with, see this Spotify playlist of 151 of his better known projects. (If you don't care to sign up, you can peruse the list).

Hal Blaine DRUMS on Spotify

George Burns, told to me personally, “When anyone asks me how i made it this far, i explain that each morning i wake up, start a pot of coffee, open the paper to the obituaries, if i don’t see my name, i enjoy the rest of my day"  Hal Blaine.

[Leslie Moak Murray]

I wasn't aware of him so I googled, and lo and behold he's in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[gener7]

Session musicians like Blaine made up a lot of the famous recordings and for years until I read about the "Wrecking crew", I had no idea. At the time, the group or the singer was given the credit.

I'm glad he lived to see him get due credit.

[gener7]

Back on topic:

I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

[gener7]

My wife just called: “Three girls in my office just received flowers–They’re absolutely gorgeous”.

I replied: “That’s probably why they received flowers”.

Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight

 

[gener7]

At a job interview I was asked what my biggest weakness was. “My complete honesty”, I replied. “Oh, I don’t think being honest is a problem” replied the interviewer. “I don’t give a **** what you think” I replied.

I did not get the job.

[OldBob1957]

Me on a gray, sunless weekend.

[gener7]

I can relate...although I'm on my laptop and, the excuse is "just one more webpage"...

[gener7]

Nobody believed my Grandad when he told them all that there was an iceberg in the sea that night and that the Titanic was going to sink.. he was shouting his head off to warn everyone .. which is why we're now banned from the movie theater.

[gener7]

Yes, this is a real, if not a tongue-in-cheek memorial plaque.

[OldBob1957]

I think we all know one or two people (including even ourselves from time to time) who should take this advice to heart.

[Nancy OShea]

I fear Notre-Dame will never be the same after today.

[Leslie Moak Murray]

I remember when I first had to work in CMYK, for a greeting card publisher, and my most-often repeated thought as I worked was "You call that black??"

[Leslie Moak Murray]

[JR Boulay]

Excellent !

[Leslie Moak Murray]

[Leslie Moak Murray]