Something we can relate to part 3

[J E L]

Continuing the tradition started by gener7, and continued by Peru Bob, we invite you to, “Something we can relate to part 3.” This is the Adobe Community place to post, “relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.” Here's a classic to start us off in 2024:

[John T Smith]

Paint any good signs lately?

[John T Smith]

Mine is about 9:30PM - what is YOUR new midnight?

[John T Smith]

Read on the Internet... I wonder if this is true?

BAR = Beer & Alcohol Room

[Nancy OShea]

A remote region of the Australian Outback.

[John T Smith]

Found on the Internet... if this is true, it is a GREAT idea !!!

[gener7]

[John T Smith]

[John T Smith]

I once had a checked suitcase that went on a different vacation for a couple days... but never something like this!

[John T Smith]

Fireworks are banned in the city where I live

[Nancy OShea]

We had 3 fires encroaching on our home today, all within a few hours of each other.  I suspect a local fire bug or some kids playing with fireworks.

Swift action by county FD crews and helicopters with Phos-Chek, averted a disaster.

I'm a little nervous about tomorrow.

[John T Smith]

A few years ago, before fireworks were banned, several grass/brush fires were started by careless use of fireworks

In spite of that people still go out in the county to buy fireworks and cause fires... it has been warm-to-hot here for a week or so, and the 4th is supposed to be 92 so I'm sure every fire station is making sure they are ready

[gener7]

Had a nervous night with a 2 acre brush fire allegedly caused by fireworks. It was along a road in the remote hills, so easy to get to and they had it under control in a few hours.

[Nancy OShea]

It's getting into triple digits here through July 8.

As long as winds stay calm, we should be OK.

Stay safe & sane everyone.  Happy 4th!

[Shampoo Ooh]

(Found on the internet) Stay strong!! Persistence prevails when all else fails.

[John T Smith]

We no longer travel... where is YOUR next vacation?

[John T Smith]

If this is a real sign it is a SICK indication of the decline of the US

[Leslie Moak Murray]

I read that some store owners in California report having shoplifters with calculators to make sure they stay under that amount. Unbelievable.

-Edit- I also read that the sign above was placed by someone other than the city officials. Still, it's true though that they came up with this amount. 

[Nancy OShea]

A social media prank. A fake sign in downtown San Francisco was not an official sign.  Whoever put it up let it go viral and then took it down.

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/photo-of-fake-sign-in-downtown-sf-appearing-to-mock-ca-retail-th...

The difference between grand theft & petty theft is a decade-old law.

[Leslie Moak Murray]

Yes, as I said, the sign was not placed by officials, but:

According to California law, shoplifting is considered a misdemeanor if the value of the stolen property is $950 or less. This means that if the value of the stolen goods is below this threshold, the perpetrator will typically face lighter penalties, such as fines, probation, or short jail sentences.

Key Points:

• The property must be worth $950 or less.
• It cannot be a firearm or an automobile.
• Petty Theft also does not require the use of fear or force.
• You must move the property and keep it for some period.

.............

The sign pranker was making the point that there is a definite "soft on crime" mentality.

[John T Smith]

>decade-old law

Was the value then $950 or is that a 'new' value to have fewer arrests?

[Nancy OShea]

Everything has gone up, from 1st time DUI to small claims court damages $5K.

Petty theft is a 'wobbler.'  If there's petty theft with priors, it gets bumped up from a misdemeanor to a felony.

So it's not entirely based on value.

[John T Smith]

[Nancy OShea]

Friday's gonna be a hot one -- that's gotta hurt!

[John T Smith]

This pretty much describes me

[John T Smith]

I'm a 'boomer' what are you?