Something we can relate to part 3

[J E L]

Continuing the tradition started by gener7, and continued by Peru Bob, we invite you to, “Something we can relate to part 3.” This is the Adobe Community place to post, “relevant cartoons, photo edits, memes and other assorted witticisms.” Here's a classic to start us off in 2024:

[Nancy OShea]

[John T Smith]

What kind of gift bags do you use?

[Nancy OShea]

Incoming Blond Joke...  Apologies for the all caps copy & paste.

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE PASSENGER SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

[Leslie Moak Murray]

haha!

[gener7]

This guy calls Phoenix directory assistance and asks for the number of Grace Jones. The operator answers, "Sir there are multiple listings for Grace Jones. Do you have a street name?"

The guy thinks for a minute and replies, "Yeah, they call me Slick."

[Peru Bob]

[daniellei4510]

This is a pointy stick I made. It's the whittle things that count.

[John T Smith]

What is in YOUR garden?

[kglad]

@John T Smith 

that is funny.

[Nancy OShea]

True enough. Garden consumes too much water. Horn worms, raccoons and squirrels take too much fruit.

Our Farmer's Market sells really nice heirloom tomatoes.

[kglad]

ugliest worms in creation.  though giant slugs (unrelated to worms) are disgusting.

[Nancy OShea]

My friend plucks them off the tomato vines & gives them to her chickens. They love 'em.

[kglad]

i used to catch and kill them for my mom.  she loved me.

[Nancy OShea]

They forgot the tongs. 

[gener7]

[Peru Bob]

Actually, I think it's the fifth monkey.

The fourth monkey is NSFW, so no image:  Do no evil.

[John T Smith]

Interesting cat notice

[Leslie Moak Murray]

Hee! Where did you find that!
-edit typo

[John T Smith]

Someone posted it on Facebook... I saved the picture

[John T Smith]

Saw this on a Facebook 'reel' so I wonder if it is true?

[gener7]

Somehow I don't think Persians were the only ones baking bread at the time.

Seems commonplace in the ancient world:

• The spread of the concept: The idea of flatbreads with toppings wasn't limited to Persia. Ancient Egyptians, Greeks (who made plakous topped with herbs, onions, and garlic), and Romans also had their own versions.

[gener7]

[gener7]

[Nancy OShea]

Answer: Haggis

Question: What's the most offal cuisine on Earth? 

[gener7]

Ah, so that's the dish on the mockup.

Reminds me of the quote: "Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."