Man goes into shop looking to buy a car
Man goes into shop looking to buy a car - sees one he likes the look of. It has everything he wants and for some time runs very well - it tends to be a bit over-complicated but he can live with that as when he needs some instruction he goes off to the trusty internet to find some helpful advice. Unfortunately one day it simply stops working, whenever he turns it on and puts it into first, (or engages drive), the engine turns itself off. He tries to go back to the dealer but they ignore him, they don't answer their door, nor their phone so he has to resort to his trusty internet again. Then he finds out that the beautiful and very expensive car that he bought seemingly is not always suited to driving on the freeway/motorway. Some people suggest that it should only be used to drive in the city, others that it should only be used to drive at night. One or two suggest that it is his fault for not buying a brand new garage to put his car in - although he did buy a brand hew high spec garage to put said car in. Some suggested that his car would only work occasionally and that he should be thankful to the car seller for making him a car. Others suggested that he can't expect his car to work all of the time or that sometimes the rain stopped it from working or that whilst his car may not work theirs does and therefore it must be his fault that his car doesn't work. The car seller??? well they said nothing - afterall, they have his money and they don't have to bother fixing his car because no one seems to mind that they sell dodgy cars.
