Why the avalanche of constant updates?

When I turn on my laptop and I get yet another Adobe update, it tells me that there is an over-abundance of incompetence in the company at the highest levels of development. If you have to push out an update every other week, the statement you’re making is “we can’t get sht done right, so we’re just going to make you constantly deal with “Adobe has an update ready for installation”, or whatever notification you worthless amateurs interrupt your customer base with. Do you developers really think that pushing out updates on a constant basis is a good idea? what the fk are you doing? what is it that you can’t get right? When you figure it out, let me know. I’m writing about it.