Publishing and printing Adobe Captivate 8 results offline - no LMS and no adobe connect..

Hi there. I am new to this community, and I am very far from being a developer or computer geek of any kind! I have purchased Captivate in order to develop computer aided learning in the field of management studies. We are independent consultants, and do not have an internal server of any kind (at least not that I know of!!), and cannot afford the cost of an LMS subscription. We simply want to be able to

• Publish offline for easy student access - i.e. be able to place the modules on a disk for use on any computer anywhere. The SWF files I have been trialling don't seem to open consistently, and are barely working on my own computer. Storyline makes this easy by embedding (if that's the right word) a player with the zip file that has been published.
• Print quiz and question results and answers (not just pass/fail but the answers students gave versus correct answers etc)
• Save above results and answers to a document that can be shared/retrieved easily etc. Whether it be Word, PDF etc.

if some or all of the above aren't possible I would love to know so that I can get a refund before the first month is up and revert to Articulate Storyline, which seems much simpler to learn to use!

Any help most appreciated

Alison