Can anyone help me make these?

You might benefit from a look at these Adobe tutorials.  Make sure you check out other beginner tutorials on the site as well:

Illustrator basics for new users |​

Design a logo |​

There are many other tutorials online that specifically talk about designing invitations in Adobe Illustrator.

I don't know how to do any of it. I thought this would be easy but I am lost. I might just closed down the account and buy them.

draw 2 rectangle in rectangle tool, rotate one of them manually to almost 30 degree, with eyes proper tool sample the color (from placed image or you can choose a similar color).

With star tool draw stars. and line segment tool to draw the lines with the left stars.

With type tool type the text and choose the font you like to use

insert an image for Wood background (make sure to send it to back.

Cottone,

There are many elements in this card. I agree that more information is needed about what you are having trouble with in order for us to help you. There also many tutorials to help you accomplish this but I can't recommend any until I know more specifics about what techniques are difficult for you.

• Typekit is wonderful for finding similar fonts.
• All the text seems to be center aligned in their areas.
• Some of the stars seem to be following a path, some of them seem to be placed in specific places, some look as if they are hanging on a string and more...

Again there are a lot of elements. Give us more information and we will help you solve this problem.

What part are you having trouble with?

Stars?

Type?
Shapes of pages?

Wood image background?

If you're having problems trying to figure out how to set type for some personal invitations, I would suggest you take a look at Adobe's mobile applications, especially Adobe Spark