Acrobat changed into an entirely new product overnight

Please give me their address, as we need to talk.  I'm ready to truly move to a different product because I use Acrobat every day but with my 75-hour/week full-time real job, I don't have time to re-learn how to find every single feature I used yesterday with ease.  Even if I did, I DETEST the new UI.  Like 100% seriously DETEST it.  Things that used to be easily accessible are now buried in menus that are even hard to find.  This version feels like I moved from Adobe to some completely different product and might be the final straw.  This btw is yet another reason I despise SaaS.  I don't want radical software changes rolled out whenever it strikes the fancy of the manufacturer.  I want to be able to do what I need to do in a stable, consistent software.  I want to maintain my muscle memory.   When I'm missing new features I think I might want, I want to research my options and purchase a software that gives me the options I want.    SaaS no longer allows that.  We are now captives to your whims, taken forcibly down a path we don't want to be on.  

ADOBE:  Please hear this:  I do not have hours and hours to make a few changes, highlight a few things, and insert a signature but that's exactly where I am because I can't even figure out yet how to move quickly between pages of my 267 page PDF.  This is ri-dic-u-lous and I am furious.  I hate Adobe and I hate SaaS even more.