Something we all can relate to part 2

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September 25, 2019
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The new forum needs a little bit of humor to release the tension of the changeover, so I've started part 2 of the old thread so that we don't have to keep scrollong to the end of the old thread.

If it gets too long before the "go to the latest reply" issue is resolved, I can lock this thread and link to a part 3 thread.

What do you think?

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John T Smith

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Latest cocktail is a Quarantini - a Martini that you drink alone while you are in quarantine

John T Smith

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What is the result if you have a curious Agnostic who has Dyslexia and Insomnia?

(page down for the answer)

Someone who lays awake at night while wondering if there is a Dog

gener7

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Tommy: "Hey Dave, I hear you were arrested for annoying your neighbors by playing endless Englebert Humperdinck songs, what happened?"

Dave: "Police released me, let me go..."

gener7

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Genie: "I shall grant you three wishes."

Me: "I wish for a world without lawyers."

Genie: "Granted! You have no more wishes."

Me: "But you said I had three!"

Genie: "Sue me."

OldBob1957

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gener7

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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY:

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage in mayonnaise.

Trevor.Dennis

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Gene, I went looking for this thread after being dismayed at how many whining complaint threads seem to filling The Lounge now. Thank goodness this thread is still alive and giving us something to smile at. I so identify with the Law of Gravity ultimate reality. I spend a lot of time using a milling machine which has a big box of junk just slightly behind, and immediately to the left of it. Every single time I knock something off the table it ends up in that box of junk and is impossible to find. Unfortunately I don't have control of said box of junk, so if I cleared it out other people would fill it up again. I _hate_ sharing a workshop.