Something we can relate to part 3

Serious question. Four cars pull up to a four-way stop sign at the exact same time. Who has the right-of-way?

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant, sit down at a table, order coffee, and pull out their sandwiches.

An annoyed waitress rushes over and says, “Excuse me, you can’t eat your own food here!”

The lawyers look at her, then at each other, and exchange sandwiches.

Shout out to Scott Metzger Cartoons.

Bought some 4th of July fireworks today, and I wasn't sure I'd picked out the right stuff until the salesman smiled and high-foured me.

Hmm… I wear glasses

True story: My mother took me to see Psycho when I was 10. From that day on, I developed an unnatural fear of going to the movies with my mother.

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