Is Acrobat DC included in my Creative Cloud subscription?

Thanks. Not sure what you mean by "reading too much into the marketing colateral". Adobe doesn't necessarily make things easy to understand. I could provide multiple examples if you'd like.

Also, since you seem to be a higher-up at Adobe, can you please explain to me why it's apparently impossible to get Adobe to address bug reports? I've spent countless hours on the phone with Adobe reps and providing detailed reports, videos, screen captures and design files as requested. Each time reps confirm my problems via screen share, and each time they tell me they would get developers to address the issues. Yet time and time again nothing happens. No follow up and no update fixes.

This is obviously beyond frustrating, as my work flow has been seriously hindered. I still can't achieve non blurry raster exports of my vector logos, still can't use the Touch Bar in Illustrator on my Mac, still have issues with smart guides not working in obvious scenarios, still can't achieve accurate color accuracy with Pantone uncoated libraries, etc. These are major issues that are unresolved through updates or trashing of preferences. I've been waiting for well over a year, so patience is running thin. All I receive is silence from the phone reps and condescending replies by forum reps. It's a shame honestly.

If by chance you could possibly provide me with a contact who can actually get things done, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thank you.