Stop messing and hacking with my computer

[AdobeIsGreatMyFoot]

If I disable the mfing Acrobat Update service then leave the mfing Acrobar update sercice in the mfing disabled state. Don't hack into my computer and enable the mfing service as you please.

Adobe, it's not your mfing business what happens in my mfing computer.  

[radzmar]

Language!

The update service is active by design. If you don't want it, you can't use Acrobat Reader. That simple!