Looking to hire an Illustrator Script Writer

Hi,

I've created a quick video explaining what I need:

Basically I need to take my flat design and auto create a 3D mockup of it. At the moment I am placing each individual element from the library and then using Envelope Distort using top object. It is taking ages and I need to speed up this process asap (my boss is on my back). Can anyone help? Is there a faster way? Can this be done using a script? If so, how much will it cost me for a quick turn around? Happy for you to email me at my personal address: beefy@beefys-caricatures.com

Many thanks!