Photoshop AND creative cloud both fail to install on Win 11

I am unable to install either creative cloud OR photoshop directly.

I download the installer for either, double click it in downloads, and absolutely nothing happens. I right click, and select run as administrator, I get the warning screen and click yes, and THEN nothing at all happens once again. I DO see the blue spinning circle for a brief second, like it's gonna do something, but it doesn't. There's no on screen error code or anything.

If I check the task monitor, I don't see any processes that look like they belong to adobe, so it doens't seem to be hanigng.

Under WIndows 10 everything worked. Did a fresh install of Win 11 (official, genuine copy) and now it won't even install. And I'm locked into an annual contract with adobe for software I  now can't use.