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Bob Howes
Bob Howes
Inspiring
April 2, 2016
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Creative Jokes Thread

  • April 2, 2016
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Every industry spawns some "in jokes" and ours is no exception.  I'll start with some video editing jokes since I do a lot of that:

Q:  How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Change?   I'm not changing a thing!

Never trust an editor with a sun tan.

Anybody tempted by the dark side, remember AVID spelled backwards is DIVA

Q:  Why did the film editor decide not to make the change the non linear video editing?

A:  He thought it wasn't a reel job.

So, does anybody have any more?   They don't have to be video related...any "Creative" in jokes are welcome!

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      theresab1830980
      Participant
      August 2, 2018

      Hi

      I will tell you one joke, that is the customer service in India for Adobe. You can get a different answer for the same problem, in the same conversation 5 different ways. Now, they offer 3 month free software in the place of 150-170 us dollars. They also refuse to give me the us contact information

      Szalam
      Community Expert
      SzalamCommunity Expert
      Community Expert
      May 26, 2016

      The best joke I know:

      "We'll fix it in post."

      You may not think it's funny, but every time I hear someone say it to me, I start laughing...

        Nancy OShea
        Community Expert
        Nancy OSheaCommunity Expert
        Community Expert
        June 3, 2016

        True story:

        I was on the phone to my health insurance provider (in the USA). Long story short, I am in a long wait queue on hold, listening to their telephone MUZAK.

        What's playing?  I kid you not.  I can't make this stuff up.  "Suicide is Painless"

        Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme) - YouTube

        REALLY Nice music guys!

        Nancy O.

        Nancy O'Shea— Product User & Community Expert
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          rodneyb56060189
          Legend
          October 11, 2018

          True story in class, maybe 15 years ago:

          Me: “Press Command plus zero”

          Student: “Which zero—the letter or the number?”

          Me: “     ”


          movie crew jokes:

          CRAFT SERVICE / CATERING

          Why did the chicken cross the road

          A: company move

          What came first - the chicken or the egg ?

          A: depends on your call time

          MISC

          how many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

          A: TEN ! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ?? !!

          how many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

          A: Does it have to be a light bulb ?

          Benjamin Root
          Benjamin Root
          Legend
          April 20, 2016

          I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect"

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            Anonymous
            May 2, 2016

            .. smart work

              Benjamin Root
              Benjamin Root
              Legend
              April 2, 2016

              ‌Q: What did the photographer give his girlfriend?

              A: 1/320 @ f2.8

                OldBob1957
                OldBob1957
                Inspiring
                April 4, 2016

                Not quite jokes in the traditional sense, but;

                If you ever hear a programmer refer to someone as 'NSI', it means No Software Installed.

                And one for anyone who has to solve computer Problems; PEBCAK:

                Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

                --OB

                  gener7
                  Community Expert
                  gener7Community Expert
                  Community Expert
                  April 12, 2016

                  OldBob1957 wrote:

                  And one for anyone who has to solve computer Problems; PEBCAK:

                  Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

                  --OB

                  When someone complained something was not working and it turns out they didn't follow directions, it was politely referred to as "Pilot Error".

                  Gene

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