Moar Start menus!

When I start Premiere Pro, I really enjoy the two separate start menu pop ups.  This second one is a vast improvement in slowing me down over just one like before.  I find if I am presented with more than two choices I get scared and confused.  I like how redundant and remedial it feels.  I before I could never find the "file" dropdown and would just stare at the interface for hours wondering what to do.  Now I feel so cuddled that I just want to give Adobe my bank info and let them have it all.  Here's hoping the trend towards a less professional product continues to the point where the shows edit themselves and I can just play minesweeper all day.

What do you think?