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shooternz
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March 28, 2014
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The "lazy question" Thread

  • March 28, 2014
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Bit of fun for our amusement.

Add to the thread by QUOTING what you consider is a lazy question from a lazy poster...

Lack of hardware or system details  wont usually count...and be careful about second language  situations.

Rule: NO discussions in the thread.  Let the quote speak for itself and stand alone.

Be careful it doesnt back fire on you

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    Correct answer robodog-ulGdZD

    Yeah, writing and making money at it is tough. There's a friend I know just fiinished a new book and 2nd edition of first one.. and is now into promo for them.. which is a whole nother thing.. a lot of time and work. Book signings, speeches (his books are like motivational things and business oriented management things .. not fiction )..
    So he is into that now and it takes a lot of time and stuff... but you put aside that clump of time and do it.. and when it's done you can move on to the next " project"

    It's been good for him and pays off but it is  a lot of work and dedication etc. I'm sure it really sucks some days... to keep plodding along.. but he's self disciplined and strong.


    But that's his life .. for like the past 30 years.. like many who work in weird stuff where it's not staff and steady.. he made it work for him. Working freelance or per diem is the same thing in some ways.. ( like what I did ). But thank goodness I got a pension coming and had health insurance and so on. Only the unions for actors, crew, musicians, directors, cameramen, all those people... only getting together as freelance workers were they able to get some benefits like that. When you're young that doesnt matter much.. but when you get over 20 years old and get married and stuff .. then it matters.

    Unfortunately the word  " union " is generic and misunderstood depending on where it is applied. I have no interest in making those distinctions anymore to anyone. I hope the young people have the balls to speak out about what they have inherited. and do a good job.


    oh, and that includes saying, " no I am not setting up the camera on that rallraod tressle .. you moron ! ... unless you get some railroad person here with flags and lights and signals and walkie talkies .. so I know I"m not gonna get squished like a bug and die out there ! "

    union or not ( member or not ) jurusidiction is another thing.. ( my union was NYC .. if I went to Africa I aint crying to the union about rules..and to be honest I AM THE UNION .. ITS NOT ANYTHING MORE THAN YOU AND ME ... how can you think it is something other than YOU AND ME ??? ....)

    Like this country.. THIS LAND IS MY LAND, THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND ... WHO IN GAWDS NAME DO YOU THINK IT BELONGS TO ? OR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT ?

    15 replies

    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
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    May 25, 2014

    Heading and Post....

    Premiere Pro Audio is backed up

    I am using Premiere pro and my video is faster than my audio and sometimes vise versa.
    Peru Bob
    Community Expert
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    May 25, 2014

    From the Photoshop forum:

    "I Need to use only a part  of an image, how can I precisely cut that part so I can use it in a different project? It is an irregular part"


    Manual?  I don't need no stinkin' manual.

    May 25, 2014

    this thread should be the only thing posted in the lounge

    it is a perfect representation of the current prevailing attitude

    among those who consider themselves experts

    enjoy your smug self image of superiority, ********

    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
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    May 26, 2014

    this thread should be the only thing posted in the lounge

    it is a perfect representation of the current prevailing attitude

    among those who consider themselves experts

    Understanding "lazy communication" has always challenged me so I claim no expertise in the field of stupid ...but  I am pleased you will pass on your assistance from expert experience.

    Peru Bob
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    May 20, 2014

    "Is there a way to un-install and then re-install Adobe PE 12?"


    Posted in the Premiere Elements forum.

    OldBob1957
    Inspiring
    May 21, 2014

    Here's another. From the Illustrator forum.

    Title: new plug in to support cs5

    Entire message: i need the plug in to support cs5

    Participating Frequently
    May 21, 2014

    Is it me or are there an increasing number of posters who:-

    a) cannot be bothered to rtfm

    b) cannot be bothered to search

    c) cannot be bothered to post details as per the instructions.

    We have a phrase in the UK...............if all else fails read the instructions

    Col

    Steven L. Gotz
    Inspiring
    May 13, 2014

    OK, this one qualifies. The title is "Export" and the entire text of the message is:

    Even though it looks like it is exporting a p2 movie, nothing appears after it is finished.
    artofzootography.com
    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
    Legend
    April 29, 2014

    In its entirety

    how do I reset the screen?

    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
    Legend
    May 22, 2014

    Anyone got an idea for this guy or where to start answering?

    I have problem... Premiere Pro CC, Viewing the source or assets are not working or not displaying, but just green screen (or blank screen).  How can I fix them out?  Thanks.
    Steven L. Gotz
    Inspiring
    May 22, 2014

    Just the standard questions. "Tell us about your source material", etc.

    artofzootography.com
    Peru Bob
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    April 28, 2014

    Not just a quote.  You have to read the whole thread.

    [The link specifies a user.  Keep the criticism's anonymous, please.]

    Message was edited by: Jim Simon

    Steven L. Gotz
    Inspiring
    April 28, 2014

    Peru Bob,

    It is both a little funny and a lot sad. At least the guy stated that he is not computer literate. The best I can do is to try and assist. It is good for my Karma to do that kind of thing. You know?

    artofzootography.com
    Peru Bob
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    April 28, 2014

    I saw your post in the thread.  I hope he follows up on your offer.  It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't bother, however.

    Peru Bob
    Community Expert
    Community Expert
    April 23, 2014

    "Does anyone know how to do "Out of Bounds" In Elements 8" posted in Photoshop Elements.

    April 23, 2014

    hahahahahahaha

    they're so stupid

    Peru Bob
    Community Expert
    Community Expert
    April 14, 2014

    "I have 6 seperately saved video projects which I've now been asked to stitch together into one video. Is there a way of doing this easily?"

    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
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    April 16, 2014

    Here is an example of a simple and effective well thought out first post by a Member that I consider gets a response ( which I gave him)

    In its entirety.:

    How can I limit the area where I apply the ultra key.  I have a desk in front of a green screen.  Some of my ultra key effects are casting strange colors on the desk (which is shiny).  Is there a way to limit the areas of the screen where the ultra key is applied?

    See how easy it is not to be lazy.


    Peru Bob
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    April 16, 2014

    shooternz wrote:

    Here is an example of a simple and effective well thought out first

    See how easy it is not to be lazy.


    Aren't you preaching to the choir?

    Peru Bob
    Community Expert
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    April 10, 2014

    need to know how to add graphics effects and how to add graphics to titles.

    April 10, 2014

    So...who's game?

    shooternz
    shooternzAuthor
    Legend
    April 13, 2014

    From what we have seen you are certainly getting there.

    Thanks.

    Look at the work of others, learn and practice, practice and above all be self analytical

    My problem is that I have a tough time drawing the line between self analytical and self critical.

    Fortunately, I have found a web site with some people who are inclined to point out problems with photographs. http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/  Looks like a name that Robodog would come up with, doesn't it? One day, if I can develop a large enough portfolio (at least 10 pictures I am really proud of) I will start submitting it to the pros for critique. Like Jared Polin, Zack Arias or Scott Kelby.

    I was thrilled to come out 11th out of 120 in one of the weekly themed contests on http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/. Putting a picture out there, with totally blind voting, no names or metadata or anything other than the photograph itself, and I got into the top 10%. It was a picture that I planned for, worked a bit to get, and processed minimally while I was on vacation in Mexico.

    I can tell you one thing. I haven't been lazy about trying to learn as much as I can. I have spent many, many hours reading and studying, The pictures at http://500px.com/ have been very helpful in helping me figure out what I like and what I don't. Heck, I pretty much have given up watching TV anymore. I spend all my former TV time on YouTube or Lynda.com or other sites.

    As pointed out by this thread, if I want information then I have to be as specific as possible, provide the information that can help people to help me. If I don't have the right words, then I have to be as descriptive as possible. There are even more photography resources out there than there are video resources, but it requires reading the forums, studying the manuals, and understanding all of the basics.

    To get back to the topic of this thread, if I asked a question like "What is this Rule of Thirds I keep hearing about" I would be laughed at. Someone would answer I imagine, but the pros would probably just ignore the question or post one of those lists of FAQs that are useful in my opinion, but really annoy some newbies to the forum.

    However, I am still uncomfortable with making fun of lazy questions. It is funny, to be sure, and possibly a good outlet for some frustration, but it is rather rude, and I would hate to discourage someone from using Adobe products because we didn't help them to understand how things are done. Or maybe we help them on one forum and insult them in the lounge and they find out? I don't know. It seems a little, well, mean?


    Steven

    Consider that we are helping them to help them selves. 

    If they ask a question that is fathomable ..they will get an answer.

    The Forum is loaded with a tedious and time consuming "stock response" asking for more information and supplying "How to Ask a Question" Posts.

    Loaded with a "questionaire response" (that would take a week to read and understand) and  then has nothing to do with the unfathomable question.

    It used to be loaded with sarcastic analogies ..usually of an automotive nature ( go figure!).

    RTFM was a regular response.

    Which of the above is more acceptable?

    They are not being insulted nor is it rudeness to gently mock.  I dont think the lazy posts are fun. 

    I think they are simply an  interesting observation of communications skills (ie.lack of).

    BTW - ever been thanked, acknowledged or marked correct from a "lazy post thread" ?

    Any one know what time does the Adobe Kids Forum opens today?

    Peru Bob
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    April 4, 2014

    Can photoshop mask for these areas and correct the color ?