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MASTERDORK
Participant
February 24, 2026
Open for Voting

Your AI is stupid and not worth paying for. It can't follow instructions and somehow it interprets input as though it has no idea what anything looks like in real-world application.

I asked it to make this: Extreme close-up, 1000fps slow-motion. A thick, textured strand of 'RED TAPE' is stretched taut from off camera left to a forward position whose end is shaded out to the right. A sleek, crimson-red carbon crossbow bolt with a spinning, razor-sharp broadhead enters from the right. The bolt spirals with intense kinetic energy, piercing the tape and shredding it into flying fibers as the bolt continues to travel through and beyond the broken tape, exiting to the left of the frame. Dark, cinematic red lighting with a shallow depth of field..

Somehow it didn’t know how to make that on multiple tries, wasting my “free samples” with proof it’s not worth getting. That’s not a good selling point. You might want to look into its flaws if you intend to convince people your product is worth buying.