Feature request: More Pop-up messages please

Hey Adobe. How are you? Doing ok? I know we haven't talked in a long time, but do you got a second to talk?

I was just wondering if maybe you could add some more persistent pop-ups for features I already know how to use, tutorials I don't want to watch or... and this would be really hot, pop-up ads for software I already pay for.

You can? Oh honey you are the best.
bye baby XXXOOO all my love,
Victor