Vertical presets

That Adobe doesn't provide proxy presets for vertical videos isn't just insane. It's comic legend. Here you have the shoe maker with no shoes. And what really makes this epic is that the user is expected to create their own vertical proxy presets - a process that is about as far removed from "intuitive" as "vomit" is from "ice cream." I'm reminded of the famous words of Clark Griswold: "Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's The Tylenol?"