Contacting customer service chat

I'm trying to contact customer care on chat (or really just any possible way), but I'm just sent in an endless loop through different pages, where I inevitably end up on https://helpx.adobe.com/contact.html, where there is no contact info or option for chat.

Can anyone tell me where Adobe is hiding their contact info?

PS: I'm close to having a stroke here, since I know this could be made easily available, and I guess they don't want me to reach customer care.