HOW CAN I TALK TO SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes you did. Me personally. I spend a lot of time helping people in these forums, something which I do by choice. I don't work for Adobe at all. And apparently, I'm a nerd, and so are all other folk who might have helped. Well, good luck with getting help now.

Understand this: this is a forum where people chat. It's nobody's job to help you here. You might be used to getting customer service from people whose job it is to put up with anger and insults. That's not my job, it isn't anyone's job. Of course someone might already have forwarded you a phone number but since you have declined the chance to tell us what your problem is and what product is having the problem, it's hard.