Adobe Cleaner REMOVES all the apps?

Oh Adobe...

So freaking ACROBAT got all jangxy and then couldn't even de-install itself.

Doodlee do, and somewhere either here  or other, I get directed towards Cleaner...

... and it's uninstalled ALL my apps?

I can't even surf to this web site without having to click to close or tell it if I want french or english (hint: remember) but somehow I can delete all my apps without so much of a 'are you sure you want to delete all your apps that you might want to use to keep the lights on and feed your children?'

The amount of shark jumping ...

So as I'll be installing for the rest of the day, can you at least comp my account 3 months to a lifetime of subscription fees?  I'm going from product evangelist to thinking perhaps it's time to rid my "tech stack"  of mud houses...