[Disabled Discount] Question for Adobe

I chatted with support. They weren't very helpful. Maybe I'm being unreasonable. I wrote I have a question. I know the answer is probably no but I thought I'd ask anyway. 

 I'm interested in Adobe Apps and Cloud and Stock Images. I see you have discounted plans for students for example. I'm not a student but I am disabled, in a wheelchair, don't work, and receive only very little social security a month. 

I could provide whatever proof you need. My hobby is playing on my computer and working on a few webpages for friends. I'd love these apps for this reason but I cannot really afford them. Is there any way I could get a reduced rate for everything?

I would really appreciate it and if the answer's no, I understand. I normally wouldn't even ask but I am really interested in your apps and services and I know they'd be a great asset. Thank you 

The customer support guy just told me about student discounts even though I said I'm not a student which leads me to believe he had no freaking clue and didn't bother getting me a real answer. I did not expect much and did not think I'd get what I asked but I did expect a better answer. 

The answer I got about student discounts especially after saying I am not a student was really disappointing and makes me wonder if he even understood anything I said. 

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