Steps to install Creative Cloud
1: Sign in to the Adobe website
2: Click 'install' on the Creative Cloud app
3: Creative Cloud downloads, the app directs you back to the webpage because you need to be signed in
4: You're already signed in, so you go right back to the app now even though you didn't do anything
5: The app lets you proceed now, despite step 4
6: Install fails because you're missing a couple of .dll files. On a brand new factory-stock computer. The installer offers no instruction or advice on how to find these .dll files
7: Start googling. Eventually find a random forum post that identifies these .dll files from a particluar version of the microsoft c++ distributable. Adobe needs that particular version and for some reason will not accept the newer versions of the same .dll files, so you download and install the legacy files
8: Re-launch the installer and hope for the best. It downloads a bunch of data, tries to install, then fails for unknown reasons because there are no useful error messages. You get the option to 'repair' or 'quit'. If you select 'repair', the same thing happens again - including downloading all that data again, for some reason. If you select 'quit' the installer deletes itself so you have to go back to the Adobe webpage to try again. You will repeat step 8, with minor variations, many times before this is over. Hope you're on a fast, non-metered connection!
9: Do some more googling. Find another random forum post that suggests running the installer as administrator. Worth a try. Same result as step 8
10: Do some more googling. Find yet another random forum post that suggests downloading and running a program called Adobe CC Cleaner, then starting again from scratch. Worth a try. Same result as step 8
11: Give up. Adobe Creative Cloud is not meant to be installed on the computers of mere mortals. You reached for the sun and got burned. Maybe you'll try again tomorrow. Maybe you'll just cancel your CC account and learn some of the competition's software instead. I'm sure the learning curve isn't fun, but I bet their software actually installs, so that's something.
It seems unfathomable to me that a company as big as Adobe has an installer that is so finicky and unusable. This has been the case for years, on multiple machines I've tried to install the software, both new and old. Eventually I make it work somehow. Haven't figured it out with this new machine yet. Good god is it frustrating.
