Where do I find the manual installers?

Damn!!!... this is the THIRD f***ing time I have to type my question, and it sucks sucks sucks. It takes half an hour to find a way to post a question here. Totally wasted time.

You people are making me want to install your competitors products instead of Adobe - especially since the download installers of e.g. flash player and reader simply do not work in my environment, they either do not manage to get through the firewall or show other errors (even when executed with administrator privileges), such as (sorry, German) "Bei der Installation sind Fehler aufgetreten // Aktionsliste nicht gefunden". Whatever kind of actions you need to write into a list to know what to do during installation.

Firewall and antivirus canNOT be bypassed on my system.

I'ld prefer to use the manual installers, but the links are DEAD ENDS.

All these problems (installation fails, dead end links, etc.) have persisted for years already. It just makes me sick.

GET IT FIXED!!!