I dream of a world where Creative Cloud administration can be done by IT...

Please, tell me how we can get functional command line level access to manage Creative Cloud applications and installs.

My wants are relatively basic:

• Be able to push the Creative Cloud application via MDM (this is possible)
• Once Creative Cloud is installed on a computer, issue COMMANDS via the MDM to download and install specific applications (we deploy Acrobat, Illustrator and Photoshop by default).  It's not like Creative Cloud isn't already checking to make sure the user is licensed before any of the applications will work anyway.
• Provide a mechanism to perform MAJOR version updates!!!
• Allow the mechanism that handles the updates to update itself (why does RemoteUpdateManager stop working completely if it's version is outdated, that's it's one and only job).

At this point we won't even try to manage our Creative Cloud installs via our MDM solution because it's too much of a mess, and it really doesn't need to be.