Mass uninstall of Adobe CC Apps needed for Mac

There has got to be a way to mass uninstall the Adobe CC apps, especially if they have been bundled for enterprise distribution with the CCPLauncer.

I cannot take the time to uninstall the Adobe programs from 110+ machines individually for our employees who have the entire CC Suite.

Why has Adobe not developed a "Uninstall All" function or App? And please don't recommend the CC Cleaner, as that still leaves programs behind as well as problematic orphaned files that sometimes muck up new installs.

Is there a reason why they won't make things easy on IT?

Can someone help by directing me to some sort of script or homebrew app that we can use to one-click the uninstall?

It's 2016, why are we doing individual uninstalls for 20+ programs?

Please help, as Adobe hasn't be helpful with this and I'm at my wits end...