So so painful dealing with Adobe these days over the phone
The whole Adobe experience is just difficult.
Besides the pain of having to add licences once you get beyond 5, it's just difficult to deal with them on the phone.
I want to enable OKTA / SAML so users don't have to remember passwords anymore and then hassle IT when we're already spending the bulk of our time calling Adobe to manually create licences for us and then go to the approval panel and so on and so forth.
This is how my call went today.
Me - Hello, I'm wondering how I can upgrade our plan so I can enable OKTA single sign on.
Adobe - Why would you want to do that? It's so much more expensive. Anyways, I understand you want to add some Acrobat DC licences. I can just do that with you on the phone.
Me - Look, yes, you can add those licences but I'm just worn out from having to manually do this and when people forget their password, they don't know that they can manage this themselves and then they call IT and I have to deal with it. I just want to speak to an account manager so we can update our plan.
Adobe - But people can reset their own password and manage themselves. Why do you want to spend thousands more to upgrade to enterprise pricing? It makes no sense.
Me - Look.... We have OKTA. I want to be able to use OKTA so users can just log in with single sign on and I can do other things in IT besides dealing with Adobe things all day.
Adobe - But it's so much more expensive. Why don't you just let me assign you licences. You can just email me every time and I'll just do it. It's simple.
Me - Fine. Assign me 5 licences for Acrobat DC.
Adobe - Ok, done. Now just (proceeds to tell me the things I need to do for the next 5 minutes to get this done)
Me - Fine... Ok, this is done. Can I pleas speak to a Consultant now so I can enable OKTA on my account.
Adobe - Sir...Why would you want to do that? I already assigned the licences to you.
Me - The reason I called.... was to get my account enabled. for
Adobe - I already told you. It's too expensive.
Me - Please, just get a consultant to email me or something.
Adobe - Ok, I will try to get a consultant to contact you.
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I give it a less than -10% chance that this consultant is going to call me.
I remember Adobe used to be this high standard high end thing. I feel like I want to go to market with my own product now and develop an enterprise solution that's easy to deal with and looks after customers.
It's like Adobe think they are the most important thing in your day.
I'm an IT guy. My dream for interactions with Adobe are "I assign a licence." The end