Lightroom Classic refuses to open (preview cache error), even on clean install
After not opening LR for some time, I wanted to export some photos, so I opened it. Or at least, I tried. None of the photos were showing (everything was grey, *everything*). So, I was led here: https://helpx.adobe.com/lightroom-classic/kb/lightroom-gives-error-preview-cache.html. I followed that, and deleted the files, and restarted Lighroom.
Now, I got the error message version of that: "Lightroom encountered an error when reading from its preview cache and needs to quit". Great. Now what? I tried the solution and the problem escalated. I thought maybe ok, my catalog is corrupted -- I have a backup. I restore the backup, and try to open Lightroom again -- same error.
Ok, maybe the backup is bad? I'd be really sad though. I launch LR while holding down some combination of control/alt/shift to get the open catalog window, and I chose to create a new default catalog (note that at this point I copied my entire existing Pictures/Lightroom folder elsewhere). Guess what -- same error, when creating a default catalog. The new catalog does get created, but LR doesn't even open far enough to do anything with it.
Next step? Ok, I uninstall everything -- creative cloud and lightroom, and I use the "Creative Cloud Cleaner Tool" to make sure it's gone. I restart. I re-download LR from the website, and install it.
Oh, something new this time: "Lightroom cannot create a catalog named <bla bla>". Of course I'm not on a network drive, it's literally C:/Users/<username>/Pictures. Googling tells me I should try running LR with admin rights, and I do -- and that gets past that error. And then I'm back at the same error about previews.
I have no idea what's going on -- this is literally on a fresh install of lightroom, it's creating a new catalog -- there's NO PREVIEWS TO SPEAK OF. The only thing left to do is reinstall Windows, and no way I'm doing that.
As far as I know, I did not update Lightroom between the last time I opened it (when it worked) and just now when I tried (I disabled auto-update). I do believe there were one or two windows updates during that period.
What in the world is going on?
Lightroom Classic 8.4.1
Creative Cloud 5.0.0.354
Windows 10 1903
