Photoshop Variables not working

"Could not parse the file contents as a data set. There were not enough variable names in the first line of the text file."

I have tried using google sheets to generate my CSV, I've done it through excel, I've deleted the initial sheet in excel and pasted the contents into a new sheet as values, I have tried using text files with commas and nothing has worked. It appears that this issue is rampant on the internet and I don't understand why a reasonable fix hasn't been made to variables. My data is setup correctly and it doesn't work no matter what I try.

I originally had each header as a nongeneric name, but ended up trying the generic names. There are 34 rows and each are formatted like the above. I have tried switching the UTF settings as well. I'm stuck.