What the hell are you all doing? Writing bugs?

Updates come out like diarrhea—every release is a pile of bugs. Fix one, crash three; years go by and they still aren’t fixed. And now it’s even worse: bugs are “a thousand users, a thousand bugs”—same version, different users, different ways to die. You even do bespoke crashes now? Did your entire testing team go blind, or were they all cremated together? No compatibility work, feedback treated like a fart, and “Acknowledged” used as a coffin lid. Your shit-mountain of code is piled up to Everest, and you’re still taking a shit at the summit. At work you do exactly two things: write bugs and play dead. Writing code by rolling dice, testing by praying to Buddha, fixing bugs by making wishes? Users are not your free QA, let alone your ass-wiping paper. Stop calling it Photoshop. Call it Bugshop. Call it ShitShop.