What the hell are you all doing? Writing bugs?

Updates come out like diarrhea—every release is a pile of bugs. Fix one, crash three; years go by and they still aren’t fixed. And now it’s even worse: bugs are “a thousand users, a thousand bugs”—same version, different users, different ways to die. You even do bespoke crashes now? [abuse removed] No compatibility work, feedback treated like [cursing removed], and “Acknowledged” used as a coffin lid. Your [cursing removed] mountain of code is piled up to Everest, and you’re still taking [cursing removed] at the summit. At work you do exactly two things: write bugs and play dead. Writing code by rolling dice, testing by praying to Buddha, fixing bugs by making wishes? Users are not your free QA, let alone your [cursing removed] paper. Stop calling it Photoshop. Call it Bugshop. Call it [cursing removed].