Can't update Adobe apps because of... Black Friday?

I am getting incredibly frustrated with Adobe. 

I open PP beta. 

"new update available"

I close PP beta. 

I open Adobe CC. 

A screen covers the UI for Adobe CC that says: "Black Friday is On"... followed by: blah blah blah

The screen ONLY presents the option to click "Upgrade Now". 

There is NO way to close this screen. There is NO way to update any app in my Adobe suite. 

Do I have to wait until November 24th? Is that the "workaround" that'll be suggested for this one? 

I only have 64gb of patience -Adobe consumes 63 of them.