Something we can relate to part 3

It's not when I go to bed, it's how long I can stay asleep once I get there.

Answer: Haggis

Question: What's the most offal cuisine on Earth? 

Somehow I don't think Persians were the only ones baking bread at the time.

Seems commonplace in the ancient world:

• The spread of the concept: The idea of flatbreads with toppings wasn't limited to Persia. Ancient Egyptians, Greeks (who made plakous topped with herbs, onions, and garlic), and Romans also had their own versions.

Hee! Where did you find that!
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Actually, I think it's the fifth monkey.

The fourth monkey is NSFW, so no image:  Do no evil.

@John T Smith 

that is funny.