Adobe.com account

I'm not even sure I have this in the right place, since I can't seem to figure out the forum. 😕😕

All I'm interested in finding out is how to delete my Adobe.com account. I have had a bunch of issues with having two accounts (one of which was a student account, which I think is still the active one) and am now down to one account after many emails and confusion on my part. This one account does not have any of my products listed on it (I've only got CS3 now, since Dreamweaver MX isn't compatible with my system anymore). I understand that Adobe doesn't even support my CS anymore (aside from one webpage that I found, although I may have missed others) and have no interest in upgrading.

I have not, so far, managed to find a way to contact Adobe support about this. All I find is pages for product support, a chat function that is only good for things like email verifying and lost passwords, unless you are a paid member, and a phone number that the website states is at least a 30 min wait.

So is there any way to reach Adobe that doesn't require a half hour wait or paying money?