Inspiring

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Slow...

Forum|Forum|16 years ago
August 2, 2009
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Slow as molasses today... Posting is even slower than a snail.

Was looking for an earlier thread but was sooo slow to find that i just started a new one... sorry about that.

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Claudio González

Brainiac

Slowed down to 34 seconds to load the main page right now...

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Anonymous

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Can't tell the truth, can't tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Won't need no teeth ,won't need your eyes
Won't find a thing to do
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your side
Your legs have nothing to do
Some machines doin' that for you

In the year 6565
Won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
From the bottom of a long glass tube wouwo

In the year 7510
If god is commin' he should make it by then
Maybe he'll look around and say:
"Now it's time for the judgement day!"

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty hand
He'll leave a salient place where man has been
Or tear it down and start again wouwo

In the year 9595
I'm wondering if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything earth had to give
And he's put back nothing wouwo

Now it's been 10.000 years man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew now man's reign is through
But through eternal light the twinklin' of starlight
So very far away now it's night to yesterday

In the 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find...

In the year 3535
Won't tell the truth tell no lies
Everything you think do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545 Adobe Forums

Will return to the 2003 format

People will rejoice and sing

being able to log on agin

In the year 4545...

(fade...)

Phillip M Jones

Inspiring

Forget it buddy in a 1000 years from now the earth will be long dead and gone. Might be in another 100.

If you belive the Myan Calendar it will be toast around Christmas time two years from now. I don't but people that do they will be jumping off bridges and high rises in Nov of 2012 so they waon't have to go through it.

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Anonymous

Don't blame me for not having anything to contribute. I'm spending all of my time trying to log in and just waited through my entire break for the posting screen to come up so I could post this.

Tha's enough for one day thank you very much,

Ken

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Bob_Peters

Inspiring

The delays are worse than terrible right now.

The current bottleneck appears to be all the initial stuff that gets pulled in from Adobe.com. No, I haven't tried to copy WHICH items are troublesome.

Claudio González

Brainiac

Curious. Today it's taking me about 4 seconds to change from one forum to another using my bookmarks. This is about half the time of my shortest download times since the implementation of these new forums.

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Bob_Peters

Inspiring

Good grief, folks. Will someone please fix this unresponsive mess?

This is STILL the slowest site I frequent.

the_wine_snob

Inspiring

Fast forward to Nov. 15, '09. It's back to a snail's pace once more.

Right now, it's taking 3-5 mins. to just get the reply editing screen up, and 2-4 mins. to post that reply, if it will even do it. Ctrl+C is the keystroke of the night, and then Cancel out twice, and try again.

At least I get to spend time watching the Colts!

All other sites are flying tonight, but Adobe has slowed to less than a crawl - maybe a crawl over broken glass, or something.

I feel a server crash coming on. Gotta' post tonight, or the next day will be lost.

Hunt

Chris Cox

Brainiac

Again: we need details.

It's rarely slow for everybody.

We need to know which files, from which server are taking too much time.

And we need to be pretty sure that it's not just a problem with your local subnet.

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Jochem van Dieten

Inspiring

The problem is the same when using the webservicess. The webservices use only the central servers as Jive, none of the Adobe servers or the CDN servers. And I doubt his subnet extends to the Netherlands.

You can easily replicate the current problem by visiting http://forums.adobe.com/community/ and looking how long it takes to get the first byte. Since you are looking at the first byte you are effectively exclusing bandwidth issues and all the issues that may arise from slow image/css servers. If the time to first byte for that request is more then 12 seconds, the Jive servers have a problem.

Update Nov. 17: after the maintenance on 2009-11-17 04:00 UTC these instructions for measuring the forums performance are no longer valid.

Message was edited by: Jochem van Dieten

BigJohnD

Participating Frequently

I'l just add my tuppence worth to say that I wait ages for forum pages and javascript to load. Often the page not found nonsense appears. I find it embarrassing and disappointing that a giant software house like Adobe, who manufacture web design applications, doesn't seem to have a state of the art slick forum. Often I just give up and come back later.

Otherwise, keep up the good work.

Iechyd da! John
20:45 11/11/2009 GMT

Ozzwoman9

Inspiring

It is extremely slow today, which is odd since so many people have left.

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Anonymous

Maybe there is a automated web crawler sniffing around the forums slowing things up.

Claudio González

Brainiac

I am experiencing enormous variations in connection times right now, including timeouts and impossibilities to connect with the site.

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Anonymous

The speed just can't make its mind up. Maybe a nice clean shave, hair cut and a new suit will make the forums feel better about itself and be more productive speedwise.

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Anonymous

slooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww page loading. green bar goes on and on and on. Logging out and calling it a day. later....

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Anonymous

... it got better after the breakdown was fixed.

Phillip M Jones

Inspiring

A nervous breakdown

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Anonymous

Adobe IT needs to grease them hamster cage wheel bearings. Sooooooooo Slowwwwww.

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