Is there any way to speak to a real person at Adobe?

1. Check your account to ensure you plan is active and payment details are current.

https://account.adobe.com/plans

2. Ensure your devices meet the min-requirements to run Creative Cloud, etc...

https://helpx.adobe.com/creative-cloud/system-requirements.html

3. Log-out and Log-in:

Open CC Desktop App.
Click your Avatar (top right image) > Preferences > General tab > Settings. Select "Always keep Creative Cloud up to date."
Click on your Avatar again.
Sign-out of Creative Cloud.
Close all apps.
Restart your computer.
Open CC Desktop app.
Click your Avatar.
Sign-in with your paid ID and password.

PHONE: You can search this page for a regionally appropriate phone number for customer support.

https://helpx.adobe.com/contact/phone.html

ETA: Drat. Missed that Bob had already provided this. 

Revert to trial https://helpx.adobe.com/manage-account-membership/cc-reverts-to-trial.html may help
-and troubleshooting FAQ https://community.adobe.com/t5/Get-Started/Troubleshooting-FAQ-What-should-I-do-if-I-have-a-membership-but/td-p/7601068
-and https://helpx.adobe.com/creative-cloud/kb/cloud-website-shows-trial-purchase.html

I've moved this from the Using the Community forum (which is the forum for issues using the forums) to the Account, Payment, & Plan forum.

Please go to Adobe Customer Service (make sure to sign into your Adobe account first):
https://helpx.adobe.com/contact.html?rghtup=autoOpen will automatically open the chat window.
Type "Agent" in the chat box to bypass the chatbot and be connected to a person.

You may also be able to contact Adobe by phone:
https://helpx.adobe.com/contact/phone.html