Missing fonts

So this is funny. I no sooner update ID and see the message that missing fonts will now be automatically updated so I'll no longer get missing fonts messages than the first file I open gives me...a missing fonts message! Ha!

Liar, liar, pants on fire! 😉

But seriously...what's going on that I can't access any Adobe fonts?

Huh. And when I search for the missing fonts on the Adobe fonts site, I get a "Sorry, no matches" message. Is there some kind of outage? The most recent fonts issue I see is from June 1. 

Things I've tried (based on similar past topics):

• log out/log in
• shut down/restart
• make sure syncing is enabled

I'm on Windows 10.