I do not want Photoshop to EVER ask me if I'd like to try a new feature, or anything else.

[Siansonea]

How do I turn off these "helpful suggestions" that make me want to throw my computer through a plate-glass window every time they pop up? How I turn them off FOREVER? 

I already have "Rich Tooltips" turned off, FYI. 

Seriously, whoever thinks distracting users while they're trying to work is good marketing should be fired.

[Nancy OShea]

It only happens after a new install. After a while, they go away on their own.

[DaveJCummings]

But yeah, the pop ups are really annoying 

[Siansonea]

Oh, is that so? Well, I still don't like it. And I want to be able to turn it OFF. FOREVER. Why can't I do that?

[Nancy OShea]

<shrug> Don't know.</shrug>

We're just fellow product users like you.

Do you have any other questions?

[Siansonea]

Is there someone at Adobe I can yell at? I would love to give them a piece of my mind. This is really an accessibility issue. I have been using Adobe products for thirty years, it's only really been annoying in the last few years. Did they learn nothing from Clippy? 

[Nancy OShea]

I have been using Adobe products for thirty years...

By @Siansonea

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You & me both.  It's mildly annoying the first few times you use the app after which it's no issue at all. It doesn't prevent from me using Photoshop.  That would be a usability issue. 

IMO, nobody deserves to be yelled at. Not even on the Internet.

[TheDigitalDog]

Is there someone at Adobe I can yell at? 

By @Siansonea

If you want Adobe to be viewing what you post, there are two ways based on what you are hoping to report:
If you wish to report what you believe is a bug, you do so by following these guidelines:
https://community.adobe.com/t5/photoshop-ecosystem-bugs/how-do-i-write-a-bug-report/idi-p/12373403

If you wish to provide a feature request, you do so by following these guidelines (then make a request in the product forum):
https://community.adobe.com/t5/lightroom-classic-ideas/how-do-i-write-a-feature-request/idi-p/123863...

Having been a beta (what is now called pre-release) tester since Photoshop 2.5, I can tell you yelling at the team will do you no good! 

[Kevin Stohlmeyer]

Try going to Photoshop Preferences/Tools and disabling "Rich Tool Tips" Edit: I see you already did.